- Farrah Fawcett dies.
- Michael "Wacko" Jackson loses his nose permanently. No, wait, that didn't happen. He died.
- You find yourself living in some of the most beautiful country you've ever seen. I mean, seriously, Wyoming? Who would've thunk?
- Or, did you live in Texas? I thought it was Tennessee...no, maybe Florida. They're kinda near each other, eh?
- No, idiot! You own a house in Texas!
- And you live in Wisconsin!
- Right...how could I forget?
- Your sisters have 4 offspring between the two of them.
- You've had, like, three dogs.
- And a cat that doesn't know how old she is. Bless her heart! It's freakish, really...
- And now you're 36.
- And your sperm don't swim like Michael Phelps.
- But practicing for the past 13 years has been, like, Bill and Ted rad! Practice makes permanent!
- Now they want a sample.
- It's a science project.
- I love science!
- Actually, I'm not really in love with science. It's more of an intrigue...
- Either way, it's all about giving the the sample!
- David Letterman is sleeping with a fugly intern. WTF?
- Arsenio Hall has been asked to take his place.
- Late Night with Aresenio Hall.
- Psyche!
- Who says that still?
- You did.
- All the time. And it seems like just days ago I was wearing pinch-rolled jeans and a cardigan.
- My Mother-In-Law passed away after fighting cancer for 4+ years.
- I miss her.
- And loved her like my own.
- S.T.P.
- Did I mention I live in Wisconsin now?
- Again.
- My cousin is now a Dr.
- Way to go Scott!
- Brett Favre is a Viking.
- Loser.
- Kelby and Haley are pregnant! Woohoo!
- Talk about trying. We thought his dick was going to fall off! But it didn't...
- "Beeeazley, Davis!"
- Lander Bar.
- Airbus A-300.
- It's deer hunting season again.
You get the idea. Before you know it, shit happens. Some great, some good, some bad. But it all happens before you truly digest it. And when you finally get the chance to sit down and think about it, it happens all over again. When does it slow down? When can we catch up? Probably never. That's the way time works. It continues on, relentlessly, until the end when you realize you would have done it differently if you could do it over.
Well friends... You can't do it over.
Find peace in knowing that it's never too late. Yeah, I know, cliche. But we can always live for today, not to mention tomorrow. Don't let time pass you by. Live each day...each moment...as if it might be your last. And remember, as mentioned in an earlier post, it's always worth the extra mile and extra time to make memories.
We'll meet again.
Until next time,
Doc




